"I love your 1989 Corvette!"
"You treat it as lovingly as a man would treat his baby!:
The man grunted. "Two babies! I have two babies. My Corvette and my Doggie!"
"Amazing. Your 1989 Corvette is over 30 years old and it doesn't have a scratch!"
"That's because the moment it has a scratch, I take it to the specialist!"
Figures.
When a toddler has something seriously wrong, like a scratch,
his loving father also take his toddler to a specialist!
