My lawyer friend, Avram, was woken up at 3 am by a frantic client.
"Avram, what should I do?
The tenant is moving out all his furniture without having paid his rent^%*I&$@"
Without a moment's hesitation, Avram came up with brilliant "non-legal" advice:
'STOP THE ELEVATOR!"
Avram in three words saved his client thousands of dollars chasing his lousy tenant in court!
