A famous Parisian restaurateur greeted a beautiful client who was crying her heart out.
"Oh, Pierre, my husband has taken a mistress. I am heartbroken!
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"There, there, my dear.
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Nothing to cry about.
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When you met Jean Jacques, he was married.
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So you became his mistress.
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He divorced his wife and married you!......
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There was a vacancy!”
